Fact Patrol: USA Net Claims They're #1

It's the Fact Patrol!

Two days ago, a press release landed in my email box from USA Network. First off, when the email opened I was faced with this GI-NORMOUS USA Network logo - like, not kidding here - a super-sized 144 pt. font.

At the bottom, in small letters, the network declared, "USA STILL ON TOP."

After Disney's record-shattering week, led by the 17.2 million stampede to High School Musical 2, here's what USA Network is claiming.

(I don't know about y'all but...whatever the folks at USA Net. are smokin', can I have some? It must be some damn fine herb!)

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